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f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster

I shouldn’t be the superhero’s girlfriend. I should be the superhero.